Not Even VAGUELY CSI-related but YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[wigglewhiz]

*ahem hem*

Ladies and gentlemen.

It gives me great pleasure to announce:

Job Applications: 13
Interviews:             6
JOB OFFERS:  1

YEAH, BABY!

Company S called this afternoon (actually, they called earlier, all "We can't get a hold of your last referee, could you prod them for us?" and I freaked out and called Company P, all "DUDES! I know he's the CEO and he's BUSY, but I need someone to call this chick so I can get a job and can EAT for the next wee while! HELLO?! DON'T MAKE ME COME BACK UP THERE MOFO!!1!", and presumably they were pretty scared by the thought of me back in their office and called the woman) and have offered me the job.

So. Happy.

Happy doesn't really cut it. I put the phone down and went SQUEEEEEEEE!!! really loudly and largely involuntarily. I think I may even have clapped my hands gleefully like a certain weirdo brother of a certain Asshat Ex used to do (and we always laughed at him for it, so... yeah, someone laugh at me. I totally deserve it).

I have NO IDEA what the salary will be. They're sending me an offer letter via email tomorrow morning, so I shall see then. Hopefully it should be reasonable and won't take the edge off my present buzz. Slightly bad news is that I won't actually START until 17th January, so we'll most likely have to make do with our current single income for two months yet (because I won't be paid until February), which is kind of awkward and difficult and poop, but HEY! I HAZ A JOB!!1!

AND IT'S NOT PAYROLL!

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!





(apologies for unnecessary use of multiple colours, but well - is orange. For Horatio. Is teh law.)

Comments

[parasitegirl.livejournal.com]

(Kermit arms)
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Are you *sure* we're not seperated at birth?!

[wigglewhiz.livejournal.com]

I LOVE THE HAPPY KERMIT!

*flings arms in air, wiggles joyfully*

Re: Are you *sure* we're not seperated at birth?!

[parasitegirl.livejournal.com]

There is very little doubt about my relationship to Dean Mommy...

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=3230461&l=943917c535&id=644629953

The only point we ever have to clear up is the fact that I was not born, fully formed, from her temple or something.

Re: Are you *sure* we're not seperated at birth?!

[bedlam-n-bedlah.livejournal.com]

I still freak every time I think about how similar your mom and my mom looked. I'll have to find a good pic to show you.

Re: Are you *sure* we're not seperated at birth?!

[bedlam-n-bedlah.livejournal.com]

WTH: This is the best I can do until I have another scan-a-thon.

Re: Are you *sure* we're not seperated at birth?!

[wigglewhiz.livejournal.com]

Wow, those are very similar faces. Are YOU guys seperated at birth?!

Re: Are you *sure* we're not seperated at birth?!

[bedlam-n-bedlah.livejournal.com]

Nah, it's just anglo heritage I suppose...Although according to my newfound interest in ancestry we *could* be extremely distant relatives. Dean mommy looks NOTHING like my mom now, as my mom is overweight and puffy and Dean mommy is svelt like Ozma.

[bintblue.livejournal.com]

HELLS YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

And WOO HOO!

And yippee!!!!

[wigglewhiz.livejournal.com]

Heh heh heh - your icon was pretty much my facial expression (sadly minus the booze). I have a nice bottle of wine for having with dinner tonight instead. Woot!

^_^

[ellariaal.livejournal.com]

A rather more contained well done, and for it not being payroll!

[wooglethealien.livejournal.com]

Horay!!

[beafarhana.livejournal.com]

YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! I am so happy for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[suzycat.livejournal.com]

YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY!

[bedlam-n-bedlah.livejournal.com]

Congratumilations! Woo woo!

[nikkiraqs.livejournal.com]

I'm so happy for you!!! Congrats! XXXX

[kinadancer.livejournal.com]

yayayayayayayayay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I also clapped my hands and squee's like a total eejit, but wth, YOU HAZ JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank god, now I can start uncrossing things...

[wigglewhiz.livejournal.com]

O_O

YOU SAID EEJIT!

I have assimilated you! ^_^

[kinadancer.livejournal.com]

Cultural appropriation, I haz it :-)

[khalidad.livejournal.com]

Wooohoooooo!!! Awesome!! Sauce!

[haflagirl.livejournal.com]

Congrats, congrats, congrats!

[mizmarti.livejournal.com]

FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC! Very excited for yooooooou! Congratulations!!!

[replyhazy.livejournal.com]

OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/funny-pictures-happy-drunk-orange-cat.jpg

wonderful news, well done!

(has brief moment of selfish disappointment that you will be on LJ less, then gets over it)