wigglewhiz | Not Even VAGUELY CSI-related but YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

*ahem hem*

Ladies and gentlemen.

It gives me great pleasure to announce:

Job Applications: 13
Interviews: 6
JOB OFFERS: 1

YEAH, BABY!

Company S called this afternoon (actually, they called earlier, all "We can't get a hold of your last referee, could you prod them for us?" and I freaked out and called Company P, all "DUDES! I know he's the CEO and he's BUSY, but I need someone to call this chick so I can get a job and can EAT for the next wee while! HELLO?! DON'T MAKE ME COME BACK UP THERE MOFO!!1!", and presumably they were pretty scared by the thought of me back in their office and called the woman) and have offered me the job.

So. Happy.

Happy doesn't really cut it. I put the phone down and went SQUEEEEEEEE!!! really loudly and largely involuntarily. I think I may even have clapped my hands gleefully like a certain weirdo brother of a certain Asshat Ex used to do (and we always laughed at him for it, so... yeah, someone laugh at me. I totally deserve it).

I have NO IDEA what the salary will be. They're sending me an offer letter via email tomorrow morning, so I shall see then. Hopefully it should be reasonable and won't take the edge off my present buzz. Slightly bad news is that I won't actually START until 17th January, so we'll most likely have to make do with our current single income for two months yet (because I won't be paid until February), which is kind of awkward and difficult and poop, but HEY! I HAZ A JOB!!1!

AND IT'S NOT PAYROLL!

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

(apologies for unnecessary use of multiple colours, but well - is orange. For Horatio. Is teh law.)