Dangerously Obsessed...

What I really *should* be doing right about now is geeking up, preparing for my interview. Or re-applying for that other interesting position (the one I previously applied for but was REJECTED at the starting line) that closes for some weird reason on Sunday. Sunday?! Really?!

But I'm not.

I should maybe also be tidying the house, hoovering up the strange trail of black sock fluff that Himself leaves all over the carpet on his side of the couch, wiping down kitchen counters and getting rid of the billionty pots and pans that I seem to have used for some many-pot dish that I don't remember (seriously, WTF, self? How many pots do you have to use for ONE MEAL for TWO PEOPLE?!), in preparation for Monday's Property Inspection.

But I'm not doing that either.

Instead, what I've been doing is:

A) working out, and
B) quietly obsessing.

I am a DANGEROUSLY OBSESSIVE person. Once I get an idea in my head it's all I can think about. The idea grows legs and arms and extra heads and wings and become this HUGE THING that obsessed my every waking moment. I plot and plan and re-plan and scheme and write things down and daydream and just genrally become a completely insufferable, obsessive weirdo mumbling things to my self or suddenly making weird declarations to people as if they'd heard my internal monologue for themselves. (Which of course they haven't. How INCONVENIENT.)

Have a guess what's obsessing me. Go on, you'll never guess. It's soooooo unlike me. Did you guess dance? Well FUCK YOU, aren't you a little know-it-all spoilsport?!

*ahem*

( If you are not obsessive like me and don't give a rat's ass about dancing, feel free to ignore clicky and go about your business. )

( If you are not obsessive like me and don't give a rat's ass about dancing, feel free to ignore clicky and go about your business. )

Perhaps it's the sunshine, which always makes me feel like I'M SO UPBEAT ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! Maybe the drive will just disappear when the sun goes, or when I get a job and have to go to work everyday and have no energy to do anything but stick something to eat in my face and fall into bed. But at the moment, I'm going to hold onto that little plan and plan to make it happen.