GET BACK TO WORK, STUART!*

[wigglewhiz]

Things I Have Done Since Friday:

• Bought 4 DVD's despite not having any money. (THEY WERE TOTALLY ON SALE)
• Walked around in the park
  • Resisted feeding the ducks because DAMN, is that WHOLE FUCKING LOAF floating in the pond?
  • Been bitten by mozzies, OMG *scritch scritch scritch* *BLEEDS* *SCRITCHSCRITCHSCRITCH*
• Walked into town
  • FINALLY tasted a Memphis Meltdown Rocky Road ice cream. It was not as good as the Big Hokey. (sigh)
  • Bought NOTECARDS so that I can act like an American (it's apparently de rigeur for our American friends?) and write a goddamned thank-you note to my interviewers on Tuesday. This does not sit well with me, but I will take ANY ADVANTAGE I CAN POSSILY GET at this point
• Sat outside in the garden in the sunshine, listening to music
  • Walked round to the dairy to rectify the previous day's Big Hokey disappointment. OUT OF BIG HOKEY's. Got Magnum Gold instead. IT IS NOT THE SAME.
• Trawled Bhuz and Livejournal and totally stalked all my flisties. (Hi guys! I'm in ur jurnal, readin' awl ur old biznez)
• Watched Halloweeny TV, including a Shrek mini-cartoon, and The Witches (OMG forgot how awesome it was, and got all wistful about how I fell in love with Angelica Houston in this movie and wanted to look like her when I was a proper grown-up because she was EVIL and SEXAY. Then discovered lots of other goth girlies and dumped the idea since it wasn't as exotic and DIFFERENTY as I thought. Boo.)
• Shut my driveway gate and all my curtains and totally hid from any kiddies seeking candy, because I am a big candy-bogarding asshat.
• Drew up a plan for a RIDICULOUSLY kitsch dance studio. Including blue prints for the building and what facilities it would have.
  • Doodled interior design plan for said fictitious studio
  • Researched BUILDERS who might be able to build said studio, because, you know, MY PLANNING STAGE, let me show you it.
  • Made plans for CLASSES and RETREATS and EVENTS for said studio, including where the stage would go and how it should have ramps at the side so that dancers can glide off the stage into the crowd, and OMG I NEED A JACUZZI. Because every studio needs a jacuzzi, if you're going to WASTE TIME DAYDREAMING
  • Run through my Beginner choreo, because I need something to teach in my TOTALLY NON-EXISTANT FANTASY STUDIO
  • Drifted through the internet looking for CD's to buy. Because I need new musical inspiration for my dance, since clearly I don't spend enough time FANTASISING and DAYDREAMING about dance-related hoo-hah.
• Posted this post.

Things I Have Not Yet Done:

• PREPARED FOR TOMORROW'S INTERVIEW, OMFG!!!

* a million geek points if you name that quote

Comments

[beafarhana.livejournal.com]

I already <3 your fantasy studio.

[wigglewhiz.livejournal.com]

It was the jacuzzi that swung it, wasn't it? See, everybody loves a jacuzzi!

PS - uh, I'm totally not here commenting. I'm studiously preparing for my interview and not procrastinating at all. IT'S A MIRAAAAAAAAAGE! *waves arms unconvincingly*

[beafarhana.livejournal.com]

Well of course you're going to need a jacuzzi, for all us hard-working dancers.

[kinadancer.livejournal.com]

I heart your fantasy studio as well. Not only would I take classes there, I'd line up with creative story boards of ideas for awesome classes that involve a jacuzzi AND you would no longer be itchy cause you would have tried the damn ANTIPERSPIRANT on your scito bites!!!!!

[wigglewhiz.livejournal.com]

You know what? I tried the antiperspirant on one of the bites on my foot that was driving me crazy (why do they always bite me ON THE FEET?!), AND IT TOTALLY WORKED!

:oo

Not that I didn't believe you, but... OK, I was a little sceptical. ;o) It even took the redness right out! W00t!

[khalidad.livejournal.com]

omg wants a spot!

[suzycat.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm... jacuzzi...

OMG you could sit in it with the lights all dimmed and listen to hour-long Om Khalsoum songs. You could have jacuzzi musicality sessions! This is how to trap people and make them hear the old songs! They will be so laxed out in the jacuzzi they won't want to get out! MUAHAHAHA!

Ooh and you could have a SCREEN as well so you could watch movies in it.

[wigglewhiz.livejournal.com]

O_O

Dude, that's an ORESOME idea! "Just relaaaaaaaaax and watch the montage of Golden Era dancers. Would you like another mimosa?"

I'm also thinking it needs a little steam room pod too. *nods seriously* Also a little therapy room for a massage therapist to base herself during the retreats. Mmmm hmmmm.